How To CHAT/TEXT A Girl That Will Make Her Find You Attractive
After approaching a nice girl and started a conversation with her. You spend 30 or 40 minutes talking to her the first time. She was charming, pretty, and exactly your type. It goes well, so you ask for her number. She didn’t reply. Or she responds back quickly and then, after a few more short texts, she never texts you again.
Maybe you are wondering why? Ok, maybe she’s busy. So you wait a bit and the waiting gets longer and longer. After a few days, you realize she’s ignoring you. Why hasn’t she responded to your text?
Now here is the thing.
Girls chat all the time. Infact, they love it. And over the years it has increasingly become a shortcut to many girl’s heart. But there are two types of guys – the guys that CAN make a girl laugh through texts (chats) and the ones that CAN’T I will show you how to be the guy that uses texts(chats) to make a girl laugh. The tips I will show you will make a girl find you more appealing and interesting than other guys. Come with me… You see, getting a girl interested in you using chats can be super duper easy. Only if you know how. The Number one cardinal rule of interesting chats is this; Never ever ask her strings of questions. It’s boring, very boring: For instance; never do this –
GUY: How was your day. GIRL: Fine. GUY: Did you go out today. GIRL: Yes GUY: Where did you go today?
Never ever chat this way. It is making her see you as a nuisance. And you are too special to be seen that way. Keep on chatting this way with a girl and she will start avoiding both you and your text. So what is the best way to chat with girls?
ONE STRATEGY THAT ALWAYS WORKS IS THIS: Be Funny, fun and witty as crazy. See eh, the right way to chat with a girl is to bring fun into it. And how do you do this. There are three ways you can use to appear funnier during chats. What I’m about to show you is the almighty formula of being funny both during chats and in real life.
Here they are; 1. Making possessive jokes 2. Turning what she says and PLAYFULLY making it look like she is wooing you.
I will take each of them and give you examples; come with me.
1: TURNING WHAT SHE SAYS AND PLAYFULLY MAKING IT LOOK LIKE SHE IS WOOING YOU:
The heading is self explanatory, right? But just in case you’ve not gotten it yet, here are practical examples on how to do it. Let’s assume a girl puts up a nice picture on WhatsApp status, you could send her something like:
YOU: “I dodge it joor, that picture will not work on me. I refuse to fall in love with you”. HER: “Lol. What do you mean (or something else like that).” YOU: “Now she is sending me love letters tongue out I’m married joor. Don’t destroy my marriage.” You get the gist abi, turn the table around and make it look like she is chasing you. Here are more examples HER: “What do you do for a living?” YOU: “Okay na, she wants to find out if I’m a boyfriend material. Sha, I work in a professional boyfriend company. smiley face You?” Another example:
HER: “Hi.” YOU: “smiling icon I won’t reply your messages now. I need to play hard to get. Send me another message in the next 20 years.” Hope you are getting it?
This style of chatting makes you appear incredibly interesting. The reason why it works so well is that MOST guys don’t chat this way and when a girl meets a guy who does, she finds him DIFFERENT. Plus chatting this way is not boring and that releases all the chemicals in a girl’s brain that makes her view you as someone who has an attractive personality. This is just plain elementary psychology. Now, let’s check out strategy 2.
2. MAKING POSSESIVE JOKES:
This strategy involves chatting with a girl like she is your wife. As in chatting with her like you two already have something going on between you two. Very quickly, let me give you some examples of possessive jokes.
“Hey baby, how is our baby. Hope you are taking care of her. make sure you breastfeed her enough, I don’t want story.”
“I’m thinking of you having either 14 sons or 16 sons for me. How many can you handle?”
“Mehn, I want a divorce. You are not being a good wife again.”
“Leave that boy and come and date me while the offer lasts. After two days I will change my mind.”
“I heard iPhone 12 is out. I want that for valentine, don’t go and buy me singlet and boxers”
You get it, right? Occasionally drop husband jokes on her and let the jokes be possessive in a playfully way. Here are more examples: You could send her a night gown picture you downloaded online then say something like> “I want to see you on that when I return. If you wear something else I will start cheating on you”
Now, think up yours.
Don’t overdo these two strategies. The way to use it is to drop it from time to time and then reverse to having a normal conversation. If you overdo it you will start appearing like a clown and that’s not good. (You wouldn’t want that, trust me). And while you are using these strategies, be relaxed. Use it like you are having fun. Don’t try hard to be funny or fun. It will show and it will make the girl you are communicating with to see you as someone who needs her attention so bad.
Never ever start a chat for the first time with boring words like “hey”, “hi”, “sup”. Seriously that is boring. Any girl who’s chatting with so many people won’t even bother replying you.
A guy is automatically more attractive when he’s funny. HOPE YOU KNOW THAT?.
As the guy, the responsibility to keep the chat going is on you. Don’t chat like a girl, always go a step ahead, boss the chat, ask more of the questions, even if the girl gives a rather dry reply. Example: Guy: So where are you from and what do you do? Girl: Abj, Schooling. Go a step further, ask more questions, However if her response remains dry just forget the girl, chat with someone else. Life is too short.
Don’t bore her by asking her questions on the same topic. Example: “What school do u attend?”, “what level?”, “what department?”, “what campus?”. She’ll find you boring.
A girl receives a lot of compliments daily from every average guy, so complementing her all the time will make you the same with other guys all boring. Tease her sometimes by saying negative things about her picture that will shake her. A girl is more sensitive to negative comments. Girls likes guys that have got guts, so she will admire you for that.
If she compliments you, take the compliment like a boss. Example: Girl: you’re handsome. Guy: Lol I hear that everyday They find this charming.
Dare her, once in a while ask her crazy questions. “Are you a virgin?” If she blocks you, my hand no dey o.
If she keeps snubbing and dulling you, simply stop chatting with her. After all, she’s not the only one in your list.
Girls love sarcasm. If you don’t know what’s sarcasm is, ask google.
Don’t try to woo every girl on your list. Some are just good enough to be your friend.
You’re probably the back up lover if you find out that your lover only craves your attention only when he/she is down maybe emotionally or any other way. You’re like a sounding board every time something goes wrong
5. You don’t get the attention even when you know he/she is free
Week ends are more or less period you should get your lovers attention most especially after stressful weekdays but that only happens when you’re not second choice after all.