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7 Things Only Pastors’ Children Will Relate To

This is an ode to the all the pastors’ children of this life who run away from spiritual duties only to be ‘arrested’ by the Holy Spirit later in life. We see you, dears. May the good Lord make your journey easy.

1. HOW YOU LOOK AT PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THAT YOU’LL BE A PASTOR TOO.

Oh, it’s now a generational call isn’t it? Because God called my Daddy, I have been automatically called too? Issokay now, assistant Holy Spirit.

2. YOUR FACE WHEN PEOPLE USE YOU AS A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR THEIR CHILDREN TO FOLLOW.

Funke Akindele

Hehe. You better make Jesus Christ your supreme example. As for me ehn, ike gwuru. Strength no dey.

3. HOW YOU PRAY FOR GOD TO MAKE YOUR MOVING OUT FASTER.

God please. Do quick and cause an opportunity for me to leave this house. I can’t anymore.

4. YOUR INTERNAL REACTION WHEN IT’S TIME FOR MORNING DEVOTION.

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Because you know that in your family, morning devotion = Holy Ghost Fire Service + Fire Revival + Confession of Sins + Tongue Lashing + Intense Bible Study, all of which starts by 4:30AM and ends by 7AM. Sometimes, 9AM if the Spirit does not release Daddy and Mummy on time.

5. YOU WHEN PEOPLE SEE YOU ACTING IN A WAY THEY DON’T EXPECT FROM A PASTOR’S CHILD.

Because I’m a pastor’s child, I shouldn’t know how to Zanku? God will be hilling you people o.

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6. YOU, RUNNING AWAY FROM DUTIES LIKE

Funke Akindele

No, I’m not leading Bible Study o. Leave me!

7. YOU, WHEN THE HOLY SPIRIT FINALLY GETS HOLD OF YOU.

Funke Akindele

Lmao. Did you really think you’ll escape? Happy ministering, dear!

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Charly Boy Slams Pastor Ibiyeomie Over Comment Against Daddy Freeze

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Charly Boy has slammed clergyman, Pastor David Ibiyeomie of Salvation Ministries Port Harcourt, over his recent verbal attack on OAP and leader of the Free the Sheeple movement, Daddy Freeze.

While preaching in his church recently, Ibiyeomie slammed Freeze for allegedly insulting his father, clergyman, Bishop David Oyedepo. In his moment of rage, he called Freeze a Bast*rd and threatened to deal with the OAP if he comes at Oyedepo again. He went as far as using Freeze’s failed marriage to mock him and also disparaging his job as a broadcaster. He also ”cursed” the day Freeze was born.

Freeze has since replied Ibiyeomie, accusing the clergyman of racism, discrimination, and threat to life.

Reacting to his outburst against Freeze, CharlyBoy in his post, called out the clergyman for being staring that Ibiyeomie’s comments were vile even while he was in the house of God. According to the musician and activist, Ibiyiomie’s support for Oyedepo makes him feel the RCCG pastor can do no wrong.

Read Charly Boy’s post below

”Look at these Con Men Of God.

So pastor Ibiyeome is saying that The Chief Racketeer, Pastor, Cardinal, Pope, Bishop Oyedepo can’t make mistakes because he’s all knowing?
Even in the house of worship he is calling our anointed Daddy Freeez a Bastard?

Pastor Ibiyeome,
Who is your father?
Where you not born on the express road bcos dats where most accidents happen.
Is Oyedepo man or God?
I know you have your head far up Oyedepo’s Ass dat u can’t see or hear clearly any more.

If you decide to make Daddy Freeeez a topic I will make you my Assignment.

God punish useless Fake Pastors”

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